A team of Redditors lose everything after a cryptocurrency scam leads them to plot to kidnap the "financial influencer" who screwed them over.

Quark Brutal says: "Cold Wallet" attempts to weave a tale of intrigue and suspense but ultimately falls flat on nearly every front. The plot is riddled with clichés and lacks any semblance of originality, making it a chore to sit through. Characters are poorly developed, feeling more like cardboard cutouts than real people; their motivations are unclear and often nonsensical. The dialogue is stilted at best, leading to awkward exchanges that do little to engage the audience. The acting is subpar, with performances that range from wooden to painfully over-the-top. It's hard to believe in the stakes when the actors seem disinterested in their roles. Even moments meant to evoke tension or emotion come off as laughable rather than gripping. The pacing drags significantly, leaving viewers checking their watches instead of being drawn into the story. Visually, "Cold Wallet" fails to captivate as well; uninspired cinematography does nothing to elevate the lackluster narrative. Attempts at humor fall flat, adding another layer of disappointment to an already tedious experience. Overall, "Cold Wallet" is a misfire that squanders its potential and leaves audiences wondering how such a promising premise could go so wrong. It’s a film best forgotten, overshadowed by countless better alternatives in the genre.